I wonder if it is a bad thing that if I twist or move a certain way my peers and classmates dive under tables thinking we are under attack. I think every joint (from my ankle to my neck) pops like a 9mm, its not even funny. I am going to have no joints in ten years. I think I should have taken better care of my body, but where is the fun in that?

There is a storm front moving in, you know how I know: my hand hurts. But its not to big, you know how I know: my knee nor my foot hurts. Bless me and my future doctors...

You scored as Ford Prefect. you know all the ins and outs of the galaxy, because you have your trusty hitchhiker's guide the galaxy. in fact, you are a researcher for the book. unfortunately, while reseaching earth, you got stuck there only to barely escape with your life after it was blown up. you seen everything, and you are as low key as they come. Ford Prefect 97% zaphod beeblebrox 77% Arthur Dent 70% Trillian 53% captain of arc B 53% prostetnic vogon jeltz 50% marvin 43% deep thought 43% slartibartfast 26% the white mice 17% what hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy character are you? created with QuizFarm.com

I told you I as so hip I can't see the floor...